9 Deadly Words Used By Women

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1  FINE


This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Literally, you need to shut up.


2  FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3  NOTHING


This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4  GO AHEAD


This is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!


5  LOUD SIGH


This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'nothing.')


6 THAT'S OKAY


This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7  THANKS


A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on 'whatever'.)


8  WHATEVER


Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU! (Although the F word is a little bit harsh, it may also mean other words that are a little bit lighter than the F word.)


9 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT


Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the womans' response, refer to #3.




Reference: Retrieved October 22, 2011 from 9gag.com. 
Note: Some changes were included.